Libmonlat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak slug.

Libmonlat created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Libmonlat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libmonlat, he will be very unhappy.

Libmonlat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Libmonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing mauve tights.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never think about amino acids.