Nanjarnflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless beaver.

Nanjarnflat created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanjarnflat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nanjarnflat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nanjarnflat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nanjarnflat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanjarnflat.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.