Limzedbessfubsandlatshav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable fox.

Limzedbessfubsandlatshav created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limzedbessfubsandlatshav, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limzedbessfubsandlatshav, it will turn you into a frog.

Limzedbessfubsandlatshav's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Limzedbessfubsandlatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Limzedbessfubsandlatshav in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.