Riplabjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish donkey.

Riplabjon created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplabjon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Riplabjon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Riplabjon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Riplabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never eat green fruit.