Litpidkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful cat.

Litpidkam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litpidkam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litpidkam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Litpidkam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Litpidkam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from mauve dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing gray hats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.