Dutbestweg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, calm fly.

Dutbestweg created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbestweg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutbestweg, he will come to you in dreams.

Dutbestweg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dutbestweg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dutbestweg on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Put Dutbestweg first in all things.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.