Dunbathab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless crocodile.

Dunbathab created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbathab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunbathab, it will ignore you.

Dunbathab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dunbathab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing hats.

4. Dunbathab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.