Febcethun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair chinchilla.

Febcethun created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febcethun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Febcethun, it will curse you with boils.

Febcethun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Febcethun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Febcethun.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Never hurt eagles.