Dossgomsag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome gorilla.

Dossgomsag created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgomsag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossgomsag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossgomsag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dossgomsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never wear blue trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.