Gadcissgem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud jackal.

Gadcissgem created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcissgem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadcissgem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gadcissgem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gadcissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.