Lenliktik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent cobra.

Lenliktik created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenliktik, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lenliktik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lenliktik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lenliktik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Lenliktik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.