Jatvoghitlen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, wise swallow.

Jatvoghitlen created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatvoghitlen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jatvoghitlen, she will turn you into a frog.

Jatvoghitlen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jatvoghitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never feed garlic to tapirs while wearing coats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.