Limkinpib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise bee.

Limkinpib created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limkinpib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limkinpib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Limkinpib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Limkinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.