Ortdobtal is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome naga.

Ortdobtal created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortdobtal, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ortdobtal, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ortdobtal's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ortdobtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Ortdobtal must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing black trousers.

5. Do not kill sheep.