Sidkamstan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive fly.

Sidkamstan created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkamstan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidkamstan, she will think nothing of it.

Sidkamstan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sidkamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.