Farnnaddag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional hippopotamus.

Farnnaddag created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farnnaddag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnnaddag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farnnaddag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farnnaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never run in the presence of foxes.
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