Muthap Cabzantin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic swan.

Muthap Cabzantin created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muthap Cabzantin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Muthap Cabzantin, she will turn you into a worm.

Muthap Cabzantin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Muthap Cabzantin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to cats while wearing yellow hats.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Muthap Cabzantin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never skip in holy places.
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