Muthap Cabzantin is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic
swan.
Muthap Cabzantin created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Muthap Cabzantin, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Muthap Cabzantin, she will turn you into a worm.
Muthap Cabzantin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Muthap Cabzantin's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt moths.
2. Never feed lots of strawberries to cats while wearing yellow hats.
3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Muthap Cabzantin in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never skip in holy places.