Konged is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing porpoise.

Konged created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Konged, it will turn you into a mole.

Konged's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Konged's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Always obey Konged's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Konged must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.