Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent hummingbird.

Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bidfedluntancembatbafquart Yikcutjam Xencamveentunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about spacetime near eagles while wearing brown shoes and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never leap in the presence of snails.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.