Labnarltal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited toad.

Labnarltal created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labnarltal, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Labnarltal, it will remove you from existence.

Labnarltal's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Labnarltal's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if three manatees approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.