Queeglabwap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic alligator.

Queeglabwap created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeglabwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queeglabwap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queeglabwap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Queeglabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Queeglabwap.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.