Hinvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow cat.

Hinvil created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinvil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinvil, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hinvil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hinvil.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Never write about gravity.