Yakgupyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty cow.

Yakgupyim created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakgupyim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yakgupyim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yakgupyim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yakgupyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to swans while wearing purple scarves.

5. Do not stand on grass.