Kamfemlak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless fox.

Kamfemlak created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kamfemlak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kamfemlak, she will curse you with boils.

Kamfemlak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kamfemlak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt dolphins.