Jatcin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless butterfly.

Jatcin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatcin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jatcin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jatcin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jatcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jatcin's name in vain.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always obey Jatcin's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.