Jatcin is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless
butterfly.
Jatcin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jatcin, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Jatcin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Jatcin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Jatcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Jatcin's name in vain.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always obey Jatcin's priests.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.