Miflarngad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, competent duck.

Miflarngad created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miflarngad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Miflarngad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Miflarngad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Miflarngad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Miflarngad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Miflarngad loves mites, so they must be honoured.