Nilltannurt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring dingo.

Nilltannurt created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltannurt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilltannurt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nilltannurt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nilltannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nilltannurt.