Danladdissgess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody goose.

Danladdissgess created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danladdissgess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danladdissgess, she will remove you from existence.

Danladdissgess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Danladdissgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Danladdissgess loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.