Straggubgig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy gnu.

Straggubgig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Straggubgig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Straggubgig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Straggubgig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Straggubgig's Holy Commandments

1. Straggubgig loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

3. Worship no other gods but Straggubgig.

4. You must love Straggubgig.

5. Do not stand on grass.