Fablamjon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent chinchilla.

Fablamjon created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Fablamjon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fablamjon, she will turn you into a snail.

Fablamjon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fablamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fablamjon on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about special relativity.