Lamtanbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast centipede.

Lamtanbast created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lamtanbast, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamtanbast, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lamtanbast's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lamtanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Lamtanbast in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Lamtanbast in the centre of the settlement.