Yatdossrillbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying jaguar.

Yatdossrillbog created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatdossrillbog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatdossrillbog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yatdossrillbog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yatdossrillbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Always look after injured rats.