Botnurlzansakbanpintan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured dragon.

Botnurlzansakbanpintan created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botnurlzansakbanpintan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botnurlzansakbanpintan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Botnurlzansakbanpintan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Botnurlzansakbanpintan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. You must love Botnurlzansakbanpintan.

5. Never go into white rooms.