Pomcabkomstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent seal.

Pomcabkomstaf created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcabkomstaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pomcabkomstaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Pomcabkomstaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pomcabkomstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always look after injured sharks.