Gilbenjip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish squid.

Gilbenjip created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbenjip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gilbenjip, it will send you a sign.

Gilbenjip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gilbenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. You must pray to Gilbenjip six times a day.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gilbenjip in the centre of the settlement.