Binzakbog Kipfetarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical dragon.

Binzakbog Kipfetarm created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binzakbog Kipfetarm, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binzakbog Kipfetarm, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Binzakbog Kipfetarm's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Binzakbog Kipfetarm's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Binzakbog Kipfetarm loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.