Dinbegwee is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty penguin.

Dinbegwee created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbegwee, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinbegwee, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dinbegwee's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dinbegwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never laugh near sharks.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinbegwee.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Dinbegwee on top of important buildings.