Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate deer.

Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mabgabflis Stanhomrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.