Ratjabvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful dingo.

Ratjabvol created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjabvol, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratjabvol, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ratjabvol's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ratjabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ratjabvol.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.