Badyogzag Bumjentom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless cat.

Badyogzag Bumjentom created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badyogzag Bumjentom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badyogzag Bumjentom, she will cry a lot.

Badyogzag Bumjentom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Badyogzag Bumjentom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear pink shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.