Cepcabdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless chicken.

Cepcabdiss created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepcabdiss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepcabdiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cepcabdiss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cepcabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.