Cumzan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless shrew.

Cumzan created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumzan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumzan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cumzan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cumzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumzan.