Dodlipbustun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful armadillo.

Dodlipbustun created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodlipbustun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodlipbustun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dodlipbustun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dodlipbustun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.