Vogcatdossmidvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty finch.

Vogcatdossmidvig created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcatdossmidvig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vogcatdossmidvig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vogcatdossmidvig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vogcatdossmidvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Vogcatdossmidvig's priests.