Panquagman is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind dingo.

Panquagman created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panquagman, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Panquagman, she will have a low opinion of you.

Panquagman's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Panquagman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Put Panquagman first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.