Wadkadart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful fly.

Wadkadart created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadkadart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadkadart, it will turn you into a dog.

Wadkadart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wadkadart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six horses approach from the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Wadkadart.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadkadart.