Tadgempag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart wasp.

Tadgempag created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgempag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadgempag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tadgempag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tadgempag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tadgempag.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Never think about enzymes.