Bonflagfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring dog.

Bonflagfarn created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonflagfarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonflagfarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Bonflagfarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bonflagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bonflagfarn five times a day.

2. Do not take Bonflagfarn's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonflagfarn.