Kintapmob Dadcubdim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering dove.

Kintapmob Dadcubdim created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kintapmob Dadcubdim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kintapmob Dadcubdim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kintapmob Dadcubdim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kintapmob Dadcubdim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing black shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your face.

5. You must love Kintapmob Dadcubdim.