Dogbomgedlik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome chinchilla.

Dogbomgedlik created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbomgedlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogbomgedlik, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dogbomgedlik's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogbomgedlik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.